My neighbour has 2 dogs, both Alsations 1 brown 1 white.

The brown one is a Bitch, the White a Dog.
The Brown Bitch is a right nasty-orrible fucker that barks it's head off if it hears a fuckin leaf land on the floor outside!!!

Anyway...this morning my son was cheking out my new Van for work when all of a sudden the Brown Bitch went fukin wild & ran for my boy in the middle of our Street...my Son screamed & the Lady nxt door panicked & managed to call the thing back in her house...I also crapped myself as I hate Brown Alsations...the neighbour came over & apologised & apologised, my wife was'nt happy at all which is fair doos.

This Barking Mad Bitch is a fukin timebomb waiting to go off!!! & to be quite honest- SO AM I